please dont eat me (keelion) wrote,
please dont eat me

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why do they show infomercials late at night? do they assume the people awake are awake because theyre in the mood to shop? or maybe we just get so fucking suggestable when were completely exhausted. i never considered that the fact im broke might be related to my insomnia.

did you know the magic bullet only takes up as much space as a coffee cup? it can chop garlic, ground coffee, make smoothies, mix up omlette ingredients, make alfredo sauce and many other things. all in less than ten seconds. and its only $99.99.
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